Friday 29 November 2013

I admit it

Ok, I admit, the doors are trying to catch me! Every time I open one now, they don't lead to where they're supposed to at first. I'm just greeted by that horrible city shit. But you are all experts right, I'm sure you know how to stop it right? Those servants can like go wherever they want in it! Please help, just leave one comment of advice...

Oh god, it's gonna catch me, I'm going to die like the rest of you! FUCKFUCKFUCKDSIGNDSF,J VADBI! Why me? This isn't supposed to be real!

I don't want to get trapped there. Help me... please...

It's not real is it?

So I've been reading quite a few of those fear blogs you all write lately and... they're made up right? You guys are just like a bunch of writers, you can tell me, I'll delete any comments you put on here telling me they're fake. Please tell me they're fake.

Look, I have a friend that likes to write up these fake blogs, he likes the story writing and realism it gives off. That's what you're all like right? There's really no one getting controlled by a tall faceless man or being eaten by a large number of bugs. Yeah, that's just silly, it would be in the news wouldn't it.

They're obviously all fake, you may as well just tell me, everyone already knows that you guys write fictional blogs. In fact I don't even need you guys to tell me if they are, that's what I think. This blog post will be a testament to how fake and stupid they are.

These doors acting weird are all in my head...